Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.

— Aidan Moher (@adribbleofink) January 4, 2020

I and a bunch of other folks that I jumped with once held the world record for the longest non-stop airborne operation in history. Nineteen hours in the air, 6,320 miles, two or three mid-air refuelings (I forgot how many), then the jump — from NC to Tashkent, Kazakhstan.

For all I know the world record still stands. Can’t find anything to confirm one way or another. That was one hell of a fucking jump, though.

scorned Gamer invents a new color of face that is reportedly "Worse than blackface" — Beyond Fucked – Theres Never seen anything like this.

— wint (@dril) January 6, 2020

Most dril tweets don’t make me laugh but that one very much did. True Jack Handey-esque absurdism in compact form.

With median home prices in cities like New York and San Francisco hovering around $1 million, some first-time buyers are choosing to remain renters in their home city and they’re buying a vacation property in a more affordable area instead.

We’ve considered doing this. Why buy a home in an area where you have no intention of living permanently? It’s just a liquidity trap and a huge risk.

Back in the day we helped a customer find a lost server by popping it’s cd tray out!

— Tim Panton CES Booth no1708 Westgate (@steely_glint) January 7, 2020

Have done this. Also have found lost servers by blinking the drive lights.

Impossible Dumplings and Beyond Buns: Will China Buy Fake Meat?

Fuck, let’s hope not.