Fuck intuitive eating. Fuck at least half of this. Most of you do need to lose some weight.
Deliberate eating. Control yourself. Don’t be a lump. Aspire to something more than the bare fucking minimum and melding with your couch.
Why must we Americans ever strive for utter mediocrity? That might be your culture, but it’s not mine. Cancel me all you want — I’ll still be awesome and you won’t.
โNobody Likes Himโ: Hillary Clinton Risks a Party Split Over Bernie Sanders.
It’s harder for women to be putzes than men. Not sure why, it just is. Being a putz takes a level of aggressive cluelessness that women aren’t just allowed the luxury of possessing in our society.
But let it be said and let it be known that Hillary Clinton is a huge fucking putz, one of the biggest ever observed.
All the white “supremacists” look so inferior, like something really went wrong there.
The only thing “supreme” about them is their order at Taco Bell.
To say that our climate debate does not adequately encompass the degree of societal discontinuity we've now entered would be an extreme understatement.
— Alex Steffen (@AlexSteffen) January 21, 2020
People have no fucking idea what’s coming. I like being right, but not about this. And trust me, I’ll be right. You don’t want me to be but I will.
This was a great match. Coco Gauff pulled off a narrow victory against Cirstea, who hit some damn wicked aces throughout:
Brilliant play by both of them. The women’s game is so much more fun than the men’s — still more about finesse then power. Gauff really plays the net well. Always knows when to close and that’s why she won.
An underappreciated service of professional experts is simply to provide experts whose advice their clients can claim to have followed when things go wrong
— bread price consultant (@neoliberal_dad) January 21, 2020
This is 80% of the reason outside consultants are hired by MBAs in IT — to pawn off blame when their ill-conceived ideas and plans go wrong.
If it weren’t for misinformation, people would have no information at all.
The paradox of Respect is that you will never truly have it until you do not care about receiving it
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) December 9, 2019
The same with attraction. I never had women pay any romantic attention to me at all until I didn’t care if they did or not.
Being human is weird that way. You almost never get what you need when you need it most.
Imagine lying about the demonstrable fact that Biden wants to cut social security. That's some old people's livelihood man. That's some villainous shit.
— Jennyanythots, the old G*mbie cat (@PrettyBadLefty) January 22, 2020
The NYT has to lie about this or no one will vote for Biden. He’s been attempting to cut Social Security since the 1980s. Everyone knows this, but a big enough propaganda operation could turn it around enough to sway perhaps enough votes.
That propaganda operation has begun.
The most fun interaction I’ve ever had as an IT person was being on vacation and getting called by someone needing help. Now, normally, it’s not fun being called on vacation but this user was very nice and we knew each other outside of work a bit so I didn’t mind.
She asked me how to set up her VPN and do some other stuff, since at this company it was all manual at the time. I walked her through it all, even giving her the IPs of some DNS servers she could use, and going step by step through a fairly complex procedure to get it all verified and working, including RDP access to several machines.
At the end, she asked me if I could remote in and look at a hard-to-describe problem with her email. I said, “Remote in? I don’t even have a computer with me and I’m 20 miles from anything.” (I was deep in the Appalachians, was lucky to even have cell signal.)
Complete silence for a moment or two and then she said, “Wait, you walked me through at least a 30 minute setup process and gave me several different IP addresses and you did that from memory?”
“Uh, yeah? That kinda stuff is just natural to me.”
Then she said that she’d see me when I got back, we said our goodbyes, and hung up. I think I blew her mind a little bit. In fact, I know I did as she told other people that story several years later.
The problem with obese morons cosplaying as soldiers, but with real AR-15-derived weapons is that they are still dangerous. Sure, mostly to themselves, but to others too.
This is what an empire on a steep decline looks like.
Let me be clear, White feminism is the single greatest obstacle I face, I owe it nothing. It's adherents do not comprehend solidarity, they demand fealty to empower themselves and their personal brands. I came into this a staunch ally, I learned better. They are a toxic plague.
— Naomi Wu ๆบๆขฐๅฆๅงฌ (@RealSexyCyborg) January 21, 2020
I’m with Naomi Wu on this one. A decade ago, this would’ve sounded crazy to me. But she’s right. What feminism has become is disgusting. It’s harming women more than helping now, at least the dominant strain. White women’s feminism is actively evil at this point.
All of the fucking tweets from liberals strutting over a fascist regime charging Glen Greenwald for the crime of exposing the regime's own crimes tells us EVERYTHING we need to know about centrists.
— Anomaly 🔥 🌹 (@spatial_anomaly) January 21, 2020
Centrists are fine with fascism if it advances corporate interests, just like in all history. No different now.
