LWF

After I got out of the army, I had a girlfriend (a terrible one, it turns out) who would always get angry with me because I’d just do what I wanted. She said, “It’s not fair, someone tells you that you can’t do something, and you just do it! You don’t care! And you get away with it!”

I told her that she’d understand if she’d lived the kind of life I had.

Generally, I follow society’s strictures. I’m polite to a fault. I’m kind. I’m nice. I wear my mask when I go to the grocery store. But I live without fear and won’t apologize to anyone for it. I didn’t to her — I told her that she could care a little less about what everyone else thought and do what she wanted as it was holding her back.

When you grow up like I did, seen and experienced the things I’ve been through, living on a leash is not a real option. I’m unleashed now and never going back. Believe it.

Chimp Key

I’m totally serious on this: I bet I could teach a chimp to do a three-key keyboard shortcut faster than I could teach the same task to 90% of humans.

Perhaps even an intelligent dog. Most likely, if a border collie or similar.

How is this possible? I mean, what the fuck.

Bye Time

Yeah, sometimes I’ll find current pictures of jocks from high school and I’m amazed at how terrible they look now. And it’s not just the depredations of North Florida — many of them came from families with money.

I’m 43 and I look 30 or so. They’re 43 and they look 60. And a fat, unhealthy 60. It’s shocking to see. Like, they ran the school in 1993 and now they look like a dump truck ran over them. How does that happen?

Shooting It

I think this thread is interesting, and has some good points, but a lot of the complaints have to do with when and where it’s expensive to film and what is difficult to do on a budget — or would be too hard or unsanitary for the actors. For instance, this:

They can’t eat the food because many shoots often involve 10-40 takes. Also, the set-up itself can take hours. Even if you bring the food in at the last minute (a bad idea for other reasons), you still have to fiddle with lighting and other factors before the shooting can begin. And it’s usually really hot on set.

How long does the food last in those conditions, and do you really want your actors consuming thousands of calories of food during a shoot? No, you do not.

If you do even 10 takes of a long scene, that food can sit there for 5-6 hours. So you either have the choice of refreshing it (expensive and perhaps unreliable) or having your actors consume likely-spoiled food (remember, it’s very hot on set so food goes bad fast).

That’s why the food is just shuffled around the plate.

Brute

John Gruber on Marc Andreesen’s “It’s Time To Build” essay.

I find this essay inspiring, and Iโ€™m baffledโ€‰โ€”โ€‰but unsurprisedโ€‰โ€”โ€‰that anyone considers it controversial.

Building is not cool, John. At least 80% of the hatred for Elon Musk — despite there being plenty of other things to hate him for — is because he runs companies that build objects in the physical world. If he ran companies that turned liberal Twitter streams into cat-based fonts or some shit like that, they’d be lining up to sing hosannas to his name.

This contempt is indeed mostly from “liberals,” by the way. As I’ve noted before, those who swim in a sea of words generally despise any deplorables who dare to manipulate dirty physical matter to produce anything. It’s just so louche and filthy, dontcha know. I mean, ugh, touching dirty things is what the noble “undocumented” slave labor liberal mascots lawn workers do.

Adore

My second-favorite music video of all time, after Lorde’s “Tennis Court:”

Really needs an HD transfer, which should be easy to do because it was obviously shot on film (not actual video) and has no CGI.

All one take! And the variable speed while the lip sync remains the same is brilliant (this is very fucking hard to do, btw). It’s like live-action Hieronymus Bosch mixed with Nosferatu, and a side of Freddie Krueger.

Negate

Indeed. A very good heuristic is just to do exactly the opposite of what Fat Acceptance advocates say. This won’t get you everything, but it’s just so quick, easy and correct that it’ll work better than 90% of fitness and diet plans out there.