Trump says he tested “very positively” for covid-19 this morning, meaning negative.

— Felicia Sonmez (@feliciasonmez) May 21, 2020

Well, the contrapostive is that if he had tested very negatively, he’d be negative on his positive. And which in all positivity would negate the negation of his non-non-negativity, which I’d also be nonplussed to discuss without any negativity.

And of all that, I am almost positive.