Of Creation

Dipshits, that’s who. Total disphits.

Paraphrasing Neal Stephenson, every lifeform on earth is a huge badass because each one contains genes that have survived more than 3 billion years.

Except that Slate mook, who contains mostly sludge.

Vaccinot

It’s been a long time since I’ve read my virology and epidemiology textbooks and I am certainly no expert, but if the drug companies can be convinced to keep working on a SARS-CoV-2 vaccine, the chances we can develop one is about 95% from what I can tell.

If we do fail to develop one, the most likely reason for that is not that it’s technologically impossible but that it’s not profitable.

In a Dryer

Not me. These days I listen to a lot of Russian witch house and weirdo dubstep robots-having-sex-in-a-dryer type of stuff that didn’t even exist when I grew up.