Nat Gua

This looks like National Guard gear to me. The smallest kid is carrying an M16A2, which isn’t used in the regular military anymore, for instance.

National Guard discipline tends not to be the best so my guess is someone in a NatGuard unit dressed those kids up like that. The unit designation (name) would be printed on the back of that truck behind them if anyone filmed that.

None of the weapons have magazines and thus are not loaded (could still be a round in the chamber).

Plunger

The stock market went down over 17% in the 10 days after I wrote this.

Someone should pay me for this shit. Proof:

That’s the S&P 500.

Graph is kind of terrible but first day is March 13 (day before my prognostication, the 14th was a Saturday so market is not open) and last is March 23. Being right so much hurts. Except my wallet.