Doors

Update: The NYT has also changed their photo to the outdoor ceremony. Morons.

Yep. And based on that misleading outdoor reception photo, all the dumbass libs have been going, “I told you NO ONE SHOULD LEAVE THE HOUSE EVER UHOHHHHH THE VIRUS IS BANGING ON THE WINDOWS HELP ME OH GOD HELP ME.”

Meanwhile, there was an indoor reception where most (if not all) the spread likely occurred.

Hackly

When you understand how anything in computers work, it’s like that. There are just so many hacks, workarounds, bits of strangeness, cobbled-together nonsense, should-be long-defunct dirty tricks we are forced to use — it’s amazing that anything works ever, much less that it tends to do so reliably.

I understand from start to finish how a computer boots, but it still blows my mind to think about it. That’s as close to magic as we get in this world.

Dissin’ Disinfectin’

Uhhh…disinfect your phone? How exactly do people think Covd-19 spreads?

Do people think that the virus is an entity with agency, like a swarm of hungry mosquitoes, latching onto likely targets? I really get the impression that’s how people think the virus works.

If you walk your dog outside and use your phone to take a few photos, unless you present your phone to a definitely-infected person and have them lick it, your chance of getting any sort of infection from your phone is like 0.00000000000001%. Or less. You’re more likely to accidentally poison yourself with whatever you’re using to disinfect your phone.

How do people get like this?

GenR

This is where scientists, as they often prove to be, are wrong about culture and how it works. They deny and disdain the idea of “generations,” but because certain cohorts of people born around the same time swim in the same cultural milieu, they tend to think fairly similarly and have a congruent cultural background.

This is how they semi-independently arrive at doing things like naming their kids similar names, liking the same books, having broadly similar political attitudes as their peers (even accounting for partisan differences), etc.

This is exactly how my parents thought they were giving me a unique and unusual name at the time (the 1970s), and I ended up going to school with a dozen kids with my same name — and I didn’t go to a large school.