Pass

Something similar to this is how I learned I was not a necrophiliac.

Many years ago, I was with a woman who was also prone to passing out. She warned me in advance, though, so it was no surprise. One time we were having sex and she had an intense orgasm, then lost consciousness. I didn’t notice at first so I kept going for a moment and then realized she wasn’t moving…like at all.

It feels really weird having sex with a body where no one’s home so I immediately stopped.

So I have literally fucked someone so hard they passed out. Heh.

I just positioned her limbs in a way that seemed comfortable and a couple of minutes later she woke up, so we kept going.

Losing It

We deleted the production database by accident.

WTF. Bad architecture. Even if you have users with “delete” rights in production, which is sometimes unavoidable, where’s the transaction log backups? How could seven hours (potentially 24 hours in worst case) of data be lost?

The company’s infrastructure I manage, the most data they could ever lose in Prod would be 15 minutes worth. If literally every DB were deleted, I could have them back up in a few minutes or so with little data lost. (They are a low-transaction company. For a high-transaction company, I’d make this five minutes.)

This isn’t hard, really. But you have to do the work.

Dig En

Yeah, it’s a moronic and harmful way of thinking about it and of being in the world. It harms everyone, too, even the indigenous people these white nutcases are “protecting.”

Libs do this with sex and relationships too, where every encounter has a winner and loser. How do people live with themselves, thinking this way?

Powering In

Interesting. Remember when the liberals were falling all over themselves to tell us how Obama wanted to help, but the poor wittle baby just had no power, none at all.

What happened to that? You mean, oh my god, that the president actually can exercise some fucking power? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

I made fun of those wankers at the time and I make fun them of them now. I will never stop.

Octo Speed

I’ve encountered that! A girlfriend’s near-80 grandfather drove like a maniac. Skillfully, not like a typical old person, but speeding everywhere, inadvisable passes, the works.

I asked him why he drove so…spiritedly and he said (and I quote), “You never know when I’m going to kick off! Got to get there fast before I bite it!”

Not So Peechy

That’s it right there. All I can imagine is saying things that are unpopular, so I am very against free speech restrictions that liberals adore so very much.

Drum-like

Most libs are fakes, bullshit artists. They want as little as possible to change.

Put 15 justices on the court. It should be larger. If Congress hadn’t altogether abdicated legislating, and the Dems weren’t so useless, it wouldn’t matter anyway.

But we’re getting the court we deserve, and the government in general.

Tattered

Inverse correlation. Tattoos are often a sign of lack of self-confidence, and people who aren’t self-confident aren’t generally freaky in bed. Reason should be obvious.

The most sexually open women I’ve been with have had zero tattoos.

Your results may vary.