The Gobbler has mandated that all children shall be issued jet packs at the age of five.
Those who survive are destined to conquer the universe.
Day: November 29, 2020, 4:56 AM
UR Cool
Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.
— Helen Kingston (@kingstonwrites) November 28, 2020
I’m tryna move to Portugal. Is that cool enough for you?
I would move to another planet, but the fare is quite expensive currently ($2-$40 trillion).
It’s Taxing
I’m already cringing at the thought of my taxes next year. Not having to pay; I don’t care about that. Why the dread is that I did hundreds of trades in the past year. I did consulting and contracting, too, that’ll make it all sorts of complicated.
If I thought it’d be any easier I’d use an accountant. But that’s just another time sink. No, I will do it myself, and hate it the whole time.
Pound of Cure
your current self is zapped back to September 2, 2001. how much of 9/11 do you think you could prevent. if you’d like, please reply with your reasoning and methodology
— Trevor Moore (@TrevorLess) November 27, 2020
All.
I still have (and would have had then, too) some relatively high-ranking contacts in the US government. For instance, I personally and professionally knew David Petraeus because we served in the 82nd together. I also personally and professionally knew other people that would’ve likely listened to me.
Failing that (if it didn’t work in the first few days), I would’ve found a few of the 9/11 attackers and killed them personally. That would’ve put the kibosh on that.