What could be more on-brand Democratic Party™ than bending over backwards to unite with & capitulate to McConnell & the GOP while they plotting a coup?

— Arash Kolahi (@ArashKolahi) November 11, 2020

The Dems are so incompetent and worthless — that’s why it makes me laugh, the idea that they could steal an election.

They couldn’t even steal a fucking Slurpee from 7-11 on free Slurpee day.

By the way, those people panicking over a Biden mask mandate and a national lockdown: Biden cannot do either of those things without declaring martial law, which has a 0.000000000000001% chance of happening.

Otherwise, those decisions are handled at the state level, which means they will mostly stay the same as they are now under a Biden admin.

So many people like to complain and panic about the system of government without bothering to comprehend in the least how it works. I cannot fucking understand.

I thought the photos were fake…

This gator in Naples is massive 😳

🎥: Jeff Jones pic.twitter.com/aotOKeNBKU

— Zach Abolverdi (@ZachAbolverdi) November 12, 2020

No, that’s just Florida. It’s fairly big but I’ve seen larger in person. That one is 10-11 feet. I’ve seen one in the wild that was around 14 feet.

the interesting part of this to me is when he says “hard to be positive when that’s reality”, when the reality right in front of him only *just* got morphed by his reality distortion field.

It’s not reality that screwed him here, but the expectations that he has about reality https://t.co/VujX8KlzNf

— visa is cleaning out his notes (@visakanv) November 11, 2020

What a loser. But he made himself one. All self-created.

I’m 5’8″ and post high schoool, I’ve never had a problem meeting women. That’s because I rule.

we found some fraud https://t.co/Z4aNzO6Ljm

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) November 10, 2020

The fraud fraud.

"We are terrible at assessing risk," vaccines expert @DrPaulOffit tells reporters in briefing. "People ask me what's the most dangerous aspect of getting vaccines – the most dangerous aspect is driving to the location to get the vaccine."

— Meg Tirrell (@megtirrell) November 10, 2020

Exactly this. Driving (or riding in a car) is more dangeous by far than even barely-tested vaccines.

I want to teach a class called “Risk and the Real World” somewhere. No one would let me, even though I’d be really fucking good at it, but 99%+ of people really need this class.

Assuming the Dems are competent enough to steal an election is fucking hilarious.

They can barely win an election with tons of resources and vast time to prepare. The effort to actually steal one is an order of magnitude harder when you’re not the party in power.

It’s the most moronic conspiracy theory in the world, believing the Dems can have some master plan to alter election results when they can’t even do a single other thing right.

It takes a real dipshit to believe something so obviously impossible. I wouldn’t trust the DNC to sweep my floor; they simply could not steal an election.

Well, I see that BC and Ontario in Canada have basically lost control of Covid. They either get serious, lockdown, test and trace or this is going to become truly ugly.

— Ian Welsh (@iwelsh) November 10, 2020

No more lockdowns. That’s a blunt tool that destroys more than it helps. Close the superspreader locales: gyms, bars/restaurants (indoor dining) and churches, unless they can offer a viable outside option. Allow all takeout, etc.

No one remembers “flatten the curve.” Now we are only hurting ourself with persistent lockdowns. Stupid, stupid.

Trump probably won’t succeed in his attempted coup. He’s too much of an idiot and the people who work for him are mostly incompetent or delusional. And most of his followers are all hat, no cattle.

But oh yeah, you better believe the next one will.

A lot of liberals are going to emerge from this pandemic extremely psychologically scarred. I see all the people who have only left their homes like three times since March and are terrified of even going outdoors.

I don’t know what went wrong with them, but it’s only going to get worse as the pandemic intensifies during the winter months.

This is going to have a noticeable and long-term effect on culture — probably a quite bad one.