Capped Out

Capitalism! Anyone who thinks we can’t do better than this, that anything else is “impossible,” is smoking a crack rock the size of fucking Jupiter.

Media Medea

I don’t know, but some of the more informative and best-written textbooks I’ve read have been in the field of media and media studies.

A lot of that derision is the quant/math nerd takeover: if you can’t represent it in a nice “beautiful” equation, it’s fake.

GoL

You should try getting them to call you “Galactic Overlord.” Sheesh, it’s hard. Unfortunately, my massive space lasers are still under construction.

Seeing It

Yeah, it’d honestly have been better if Covid killed people violently and in public, perhaps bleeding from the eyes and skin (like ebola), rather than dozens of thousands dying silently and invisibly, locked away from all contact.

Though not great for the people experiencing that, they’d still be dead and we would’ve controlled this pandemic far sooner and far fewer would’ve perished.

I fail to understand how most people can only learn from personal experience, and will only believe in things that directly occur to them, or perhaps to a very close loved one. Me, I learn from the bad experiences of others and then avoid those things. Just saves so much grief.

Pretty Darn Good

I don’t know, sweet potato casserole (without the marshmallows) is pretty spectacular and I still usually only eat that around the holidays.

Sellin’ Da Bod

Yeah, I’ve never been able to figure that out. And the same even for straight-up (or kinky up) prostitution. How does that differ from any other job?

Harm Difference

If PornHub should be nearly destroyed, Facebook should be nuked from orbit and the ground salted. Judging by harm alone, PornHub is a mite and Facebook is a city-killer.

But you can always get the libs to unite behind being prudes, but will never be able to get enough people to agree to destroy FB. The degree of harm is not even close, though. Facebook is evil.

Santa Rabies

Wait, everyone didn’t already know that “Santa Baby” is about this?

The original Eartha Kitt recording of Santa Baby is the only good version because sheโ€™s the only one that puts any kind of irony or humour into it. She understands that the song is about a gold-digger singing to her sugar daddy…

Huh, can ya’ll like like listen? How is it at all unclear that this is what the song is about?

How Indeed

Capitalism depends on the world being full of utter dipshits waiting to be conned. And even when you tell them they are about to be conned, they deny it and call you a conspiracy theorist. And when it turns out they have in fact been very predictably swindled, they are always, always like, “How could anyone have KNOWNNNNNNN?”

Quate

But property owners hold most of the political power so the equation of losing some money with poor people is in the popular mind about balanced. One dollar a landlord loses, in many of their warped brains, is equivalent to one poor person’s life.

So when they lose a hundred bucks, why, that’s like killing a hundred people!

No Hand

Someone on Twitter mentioned beach handball and I had no idea what that was (or handball in general was), so I went to YouTube. RIP my YouTube recs because this is what most of the hits are:

That is a boring sport, though I won’t deny those women are fleet of feet and doing some athletic stuff. Just as much a snoozefest as soccer, though!

And neither one of these is actually 1080p, no matter what YouTube says. Not even close. 480p at best, poorly upscaled.

But not a sport for me. I’ll stick with tennis.

Power Beau

That, and ideas about what is beautiful is about 60-80% hardwired in people most likely. Quants, who have taken over too much, declare anything without an exact mathematical definition not real and you a fool for wanting it or believing it.

Meanwhile, beauty is what it is. But in the end of course it’s all about power.