We've already moved past "Antifa did it" to "they thought the Capitol was 'open.'" Do you usually break windows, chase down police, then rappel down balconies to get into WalMart? https://t.co/jQbbiiRlhA
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 7, 2021
Every day. Don’t you?
One time to get into Olive Garden, I swam 10 miles underwater, rode a crocodile onto shore, built a trebuchet by hand and catapulted myself onto the Olive Garden roof, then sawed through with a plasma cutter.
It’s all about the breadsticks.