Typos I do not ever want to make in work messages:
* meet / meat
* sec / sex
* clock / 🐓— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) January 13, 2021
I had a project manager once send me an email where she wrote, “I apologize for the incontinence.”
She meant “inconvenience.”
It was everything I could do not reply with something about how pissy the project was, or make allusions to the “golden shower” of work that we’d undertaken. Damn, it was so tempting.
It's annoying when media gets simple terminology wrong.
This is obviously a tank. https://t.co/pXJasBVnZQ
— Brian Wilson (@bayouwilson) January 15, 2021
Specifically, that’s an Oshkosh-produced M1083 A1P2 5-ton MTV in A-kit configuration.
It’s a cargo vehicle, in other words, that can carry up to 5 tons of stuff.
congratulations you played yourself https://t.co/TrCJp0uUrT
— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) January 15, 2021
Ahahahaha!
That’s great. It’s dipshits all the way down. I love it. Still can’t wait to leave this country, but that’s some great stuff.
I am exactly the same drunk as I am sober.
I am not sure what this means.
"we are trying to start a decentralised, open social media"
FORUMS. YOU ARE DESCRIBING FORUMS. THAT IS WHAT WE DID AND HAD BEFORE THE INTERNET BECAME THREE WEBSITES.
TECH BROS LOVE TO INVENT THINGS THAT ALREADY EXIST AND CALL THEM SHIT LIKE "BLUESKY" pic.twitter.com/nCiOr3Qya3
— Punchy (@Succinct_Punchy) January 14, 2021
That always makes me laugh. Techbros “invent” shit all the time that I used on a BBS in 1986.
NEW from @Reuters: Federal prosecutors have offered an ominous new assessment of the mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol last week, saying they had "strong evidence" that "the intent of the Capitol rioters was to capture and assassinate elected officials."https://t.co/ieFrpb6YFG
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) January 15, 2021
YOU THINK?
Of course that was the goal of the dozen or so serious people there in the scrum of galoots, galumphers and gadabouts.
It’s amazing that it takes normals more than a week to determine something I was able to acurrately assess in 10 seconds of looking at videos.