Pruding

There is this rising tendency online where people keep conflating literally any cultural phenomenon as being rooted in pedophilia or in some way inherently abusive or otherwise dangerous.

Weird prudishness has increased like a million percent since the early 1990s.

Reminds me of one time when I was walking out to the river with a bunch of friends in my last year of high school. It was me, two male friends, and two sisters. When we got to our destination one of the girls decided she wanted to have a swim and that we should all join her.

But we were in street clothes so I said, “But none of us brought bathing suits. Just regular clothes.”

And she said, as she was already pulling off her top, “Well, take them off. DUH!”

And she proceeded to do just that and jumped in. We did the same and had a good afternoon skinny dipping.

Can’t imagine that happening today at all. It just would not.

Arming Myself

Yes, completely true. My 20 minute workout will be better than most people’s one hour workout, because I know what I am doing and I attempt to achieve maximum results in minimum time.

However, most people wouldn’t want to do my 20-minute workout because it’s fucking hard.

But it works:

You’re mine, Hemsworth! Stupid sexy Hemsworth.

Propaganda Machine

Yeah, I believed those lies too until I actually went overseas…and found that food was not that much more expensive.

Then a few years later I did the same calculation and found that a Big Mac would only have to go up about 20 cents in price to pay everyone who worked minimum wage at McD’s $18 an hour.