Americannot

Every year the US gives out about 150 million flu vaccinations within the space of about 3 months or 1.6 million shots a day. Thus, we vaccinate for flu at more than twice the speed we are vaccinating for COVID!

What the fuck. How can we fail so hard when we knew for months and months vaccines were on their way?

In the future, “America” will become synonomous with the word “failure.”

“Oh, damn, I just americaed that!”

Priorities

Democrats will do nothing substantive. I guarantee this. They are fully captured by corporate interests and the plutes and care about nothing else. Remember, Obama also had these conditions and barely did anything, and squandered all his political capital on a giveaway to health insurance companies.

Things will just get worse somewhat less quickly and they Dems will be less louche. But they will still stab you in the throat if they they think it’ll make Zuck or Bezos an extra billion or two.

Prove me wrong, Dems.

Vast Failures

This was almost inevitable; we didn’t get a handle on the pandemic early enough, so it has plenty of hosts now in which to mutate, and we didn’t start vaccinating as soon as we possibly could.

Now the virus will be endemic; with us forever. Expect to get vaccinated every year or two for its new variants. Our failures are vast and now we reap the consequences. Also, fuck anti-maskers.

Home Crit

Same here. I don’t hang out or read righties (much). When I do, my skin crawls. Because I am on the left and read mostly left-wing stuff, that’s what I tend to be thinking about the most.

Lock and Key

Does anyone really believe lockdowns anywhere have anything to do with containing the virus anymore? If so, what color is the sky on your planet?

The plutes realized how very much richer they could get this way and are going to milk that for all it’s worth. I expect lockdowns to go on for years as the next “threat” is found.

Uncontained

Container networking is simple.

Lord, what a dipshit. “Simple,” then proceeds to write a 4,000 word guide about this “simple” thing.

I’m pretty good at networking, and I understand the entire article, but even in my own field I think only about 10% would. Anything involving containers is absurdly and needlessly complex and you can tell it was designed to be programmer-friendly as it has 50 layers of complexity when anything production-ready should have far less than that.

Anytime you have to manually set up IP masquerading to make something function correctly, you can no longer claim the mantle of simplicity. If anyone ever has to troubleshoot this, they just won’t be able to. I know the ethos of the container assclowns is just “destroy it all and rebuild” but that only gets you so far — and not very far at that.

Be glad when the containerization trend ends — which it will. It’s too complex for most who attempt to use it, and also very fragile. But it makes the cloud providers loads of money.

Pruding

There is this rising tendency online where people keep conflating literally any cultural phenomenon as being rooted in pedophilia or in some way inherently abusive or otherwise dangerous.

Weird prudishness has increased like a million percent since the early 1990s.

Reminds me of one time when I was walking out to the river with a bunch of friends in my last year of high school. It was me, two male friends, and two sisters. When we got to our destination one of the girls decided she wanted to have a swim and that we should all join her.

But we were in street clothes so I said, “But none of us brought bathing suits. Just regular clothes.”

And she said, as she was already pulling off her top, “Well, take them off. DUH!”

And she proceeded to do just that and jumped in. We did the same and had a good afternoon skinny dipping.

Can’t imagine that happening today at all. It just would not.

Arming Myself

Yes, completely true. My 20 minute workout will be better than most people’s one hour workout, because I know what I am doing and I attempt to achieve maximum results in minimum time.

However, most people wouldn’t want to do my 20-minute workout because it’s fucking hard.

But it works:

You’re mine, Hemsworth! Stupid sexy Hemsworth.