Pros: I get shit done

Cons: People know I get shit done

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) February 23, 2021

I hear you, brother.

No, you never leave help desk. I have “Director” in my title and guess what? I still do some help desk, because after it goes through 7-8 other people, it gets to me. And that happens because I can and do solve it. Every time.

In a research note, prominent Apple prognosticator Ming-Chi Kuo says that both HDMI port and SD card slot will be returning to the MacBook Pro in the second half of 2021. Halle-fucking-lujah.

Yeah, no ports is assclownishly idiotic and I will never buy a laptop so misconfigured. Firefoxing your fucking high-end laptop is even stupider than Firefoxing your Firefox.

31/ Deaths in US are falling fast.

US has vaccinated over 1.5 million people a day for more than a month. Nursing home residents, elderly, essential workers were most likely to die when infected, & now by the miracle of science, they live. Vaccines work. https://t.co/Iz01dBhyTx pic.twitter.com/iQE7cwN4zM

— Albert Pinto (@70sBachchan) February 23, 2021

Vaccines working as expected. Nice.

Liberals getting angry about NASA and the space program is the lib version of the conservative’s “welfare queens” mythologizing, I guess.

‘Skynet Is A Private Company, They Can Do What They Want,’ Says Man Getting Curb-Stomped By Terminator.

Yeah, that’s a right-wing site, but sometimes that come up with some incredibly incisive satire. And that, my friends, is some good shit.

periodic reminder that Facebook is pure unadulterated weapons-grade evil and you should stop using it

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) February 22, 2021

Yes it is. I’ve been saying this for a decade. Was right the whole time.