No Sust

My pantry restock game does not involve eating absolute garbage so other than a few granola bars, no, it doesn’t include any of those items. Some of those things, even under a very broad definition, should not be considered food.

That’s the way to be fat and malnourished at the same time.

Hard Vard

I like doing that to people who expect to impress me for having gone to fancy schools.

Things I’ve said in real life to such hoity-toity people:

  • “Cornell? Is that an agricultural school? You know, ‘corn?'”
  • “Brown? Where’s that community college at? I think my mom went there.”
  • “Stanford? Haven’t heard of it.”

That can be really, really fun.

Down With Lockdown

That, and it signals that other vital parts of society have completely disintegrated because the “permanent lockdown” mentality is not what a collective response looks like — unless you consider solitary confinement to also be a community-oriented response.