Face Up

Went into several stores today without a mask and it was glorious. Made me truly realize how much I hate the masks and how very much my cognition suffered with those things on.

The woman at the counter helping me get some shrimp pad thai said, as I was for once in the mood to be very charming, “It’s so nice to see people’s faces again.” Right on, sister. About 2/3 of the people in the store we dropped by were without masks, though it wasn’t that crowded.

Mask culture needs now to be destroyed as the virus retreats since it has soured into yet another aspect of the abandonment of community and civilization and is emblematic of withdrawing into the loathsome pod.

Call 1-800-CAN-READ

If there is one thing you can count on, it’s that people cannot fucking read. Even “smart” people. Sometimes, they are the worst of all.

ACS Bye

Wow, that is a terrible idea. That is going to make the data fake and useless for no real purpose at all.

A model is not a replacement for the real data, and would allow for much more political manipulation (which I guess is the whole point of this).

Algo Knows Best

Amazon (retail site) on my work laptop has also decided that I speak Spanish, and will not allow me to change it at all. At best, I can only translate the pages to English, not actually switch the site to English.

Note that I have a US IP address, the laptop is new, I don’t have any proxy software installed, I have cleared all caches and all cookies, used different browsers, and have tried in incognito mode, my region and language is set to the US and US English, and my time zone is Eastern. There is no reason that Amazon’s retail site should conclude, based on no evidence, that I am a Spanish speaker.

Luckily, I can read Spanish pretty well so I just roll with it — but when we attempt to live in a world where we think the algorithm knows best absurd things like this occur.

Good to know that I’m not the only person this has been happening to.