Milkshake It Down

What makes that hilarious is that “liberals” fall for this con every time. It’s like catnip to them for some reason. They believe it changes the world. What it changes is a pancake syrup bottle.

It’s just like with banning plastic straws. Libs thought they were saving the oceans. Instead, the one and only thing they accomplished was making it harder to drink a damn milkshake. Maybe they are all still using leaded gasoline.

Gotta Go

9/11 changed air travel forever โ€” will COVID-19 do the same?

Of course it will. The libs are going to eventually use the pandemic to largely prevent or make it prohibitively difficult and expensive for all but the wealthy to travel by air, greatly harming millions to billions of people.

Of course they argue that the cessation of easy travel doesn’t harm anyone. But remember these are the same mooks who claim that sex isn’t and (sometimes) even affection isn’t a basic human need — so draw your conclusions as to the veracity of their statements from there.

I’ve Been Everywhere

My partner is surprised when I can off the cuff tell her the history of a photo on the wall of a restaurant we’ve never been to before.

But shit, that kinda thing happens when you’ve read an insane number of books and have a memory like a cybernetically-augmented pachyderm. To paraphrase the old country song, my mind’s been everywhere.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Weeks Out

Was just talking about this with my partner yesterday. Supposedly, America is very rich. But if you live or visit anywhere else in the Western or developed world, the US doesn’t feel rich at all. It feels like a shithole country.

The food here is far worse. The housing options are atrocious and expensive unless you are wealthy. The transportation options are horrendous and if available, also expensive. There are hostile, racist and angry right-wing assclowns just everywhere. Everyone is fat and obviously unhealthy. Relatedly, the US health care “system” is laughable and even most of the developing (much less developed) world has far better and cheaper options. Corruption is rampant and we can’t build anything or maintain most of what we build.

It only takes a few weeks outside the US to realize this place really fucking sucks. The “greatest country on earth.” We’re not even the greatest country in North America.

There’s a great deal of ruin in a nation, to borrow from Adam Smith, and we seem content to explore every bit of that dissolution.

Song Soc

She does that really well and has a pretty good knowledge of music for someone so young. Not too surprising since she writes her own songs and someone who isn’t interested in music won’t be much good without that.

She calls herself a “country pumpkin” at 5:34! Now that’s a damn cute solecism as much as I usually dislike those. After all, where else do we use the word “bumpkin?” Nowhere. And we often call those we love some variation of “pumpkin.”

Now every time I see her I will probably think of her dressed as a pumpkin, though.

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