I guess as someone who is a paratrooper and who has had guns pulled on him more than once doesn’t have much room to talk about risk tolerance…but shit, some of y’all’s risk tolerance is like, “OH NO a gnat might land on me, and that’s WAY TOO DANGEROUS. That gnat could be carrying mega Space Ebola and then we’d all DIEEEEEEE!”

What happened to you people? What made you like this?