Idea for a fun sport that’d please the prudes: ice volleyball.

This is where you’d play in at least -10 weather and be in a full parka, gloves, goggles, with only a bit of your lower face visible.* And you’d play on ice, of course (in regular shoes). The rest of the game would be the same, except I imagine there’d be very little spiking.

*The prudes would probably still want to ban this as “sexualized.”