the way you know these guys don't even have any friends or family who have served is that they always think that their skills will in some way dictate their MOS pic.twitter.com/diqowAe6F8

— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) February 25, 2022

Noah’s take is idiotic. But some people do get to choose their MOS. I did. But then again, you have to score somewhere in the top 0.1% of those who take the ASVAB. Which I also did. Everyone else: good fucking luck! The recruiter might tell you that you can be 35F, but what you’re gonna end up is 11B.