Parry

I don’t care in the least about what the author of Harry Potter thinks about anything else. Or does, for that matter. If we judged artistic works by whatever crazy shit an author believes — or later comes to believe — we’d have basically nothing left.

Why are people so invested in this?

Affordable

“Anything we can actually do, we can afford.โ€

-John Maynard Keynes, 1942

As true now as it was then.

Lead Up

True. I am always put in charge of shit, or take charge of it. Not even sure I’m a good leader but this promotion happens because:

  • I know a lot of stuff
  • I can and will tell people what to do, even without prompting
  • Am not afraid of consequences
  • Always lead from the front
  • Am quiet but dominant
  • Am ambitious and very fucking stubborn

Crouch

Aye, she’s right. And a naked human (even an attractive one) would be scarier than a clothed one as it’d process as more unfamiliar, especially crouched.