Lot of States

Your birth control pills are next. Funny how so many people told me this sort of thing was “impossible” not too long ago. But I grew up with the folks who want to do this — and it looks like they are going to succeed in a lot of states.

This was always the goal, by the way: elimination of contraception, gay marriage, women’s right to vote, and all other rights gained in the last 200 years. They’d reinstate slavery if they could, and that is not an exaggeration of any kind. (I heard it said more than once in North Florida by these very same people that, “We had ’em in slavery once. We can put ’em right back in.”)

BeOff

The year is 2040. The only event left in the summer Olympics is “Being Offended.” The Space Needle in Seattle has been torn down and replaced with the Earth Noodle. Being attracted to anyone is illegal. Nations no longer exist and Amazon officially owns every living human; the liberals say this is “for your own good.”

Everyone worships the algorithm because It Knows BestTM. A cyborg clone of AOC is president.