I really hate hot (spicy) food. Can’t taste it. A total waste of time and money.
Day: June 1, 2022, 11:18 AM
Chow Up
I thought I felt something gnawing on my leg earlier, but it was just one of those ghost itches. But I live in Florida so you always have to check because a lot of the time there is in fact something chowing down. The peril of being Floridian.
Launch Command
Still thinking about that time I was trying to dial 000 and my phone stopped me to ask me to rate the phone app on the play store
No biggie, just trying to get an ambulance for my dad who was having a heart attack, which he then died from
Silicon Valley is evil y'all
— jade darko (@jadedarko) February 4, 2022
I wasn’t trying to make such an important call, but this happened to me recently too. I was so angry about it that if I could’ve cranked open the silos and launched a buncha of nukes at all the tech bros in Silicon Valley, I would’ve done it.
Heyo
Hey, remember when liberals used to be not absolutely terrified of sex and sexuality? That was pretty cool, wasn’t it? What happened to that?