Blue Checks

I don’t really give a shit who is verified or not verified on Twitter or your blue check mark or lack of blue check mark. Like, damn, I came up on the internet where “hornygorilla” and “gooseturds” and such were esteemed users and anonymity was not just accepted but de rigeur. Where it was weird to use your real name.

Call me an asshole, but I don’t really care if your gran gets scammed because she sends money to fake Joe Biden. It’d be better if most people weren’t on the internet, really. It’s a net negative and a cognitohazard for most folks. They shouldn’t be here.

Return to forums, to blogs, to real communities. Let the normies drift away. If Twitter dies, nothing of value will be lost in the end.

It Helps

I love love love how much Zeynep makes the Covidians cry. She’s great. Not just for that reason. But it certainly helps!

Like Being

Obvious. Well, except to nearly everyone. But obvious to people who like being right.

Good Docs

Do you ever look at your documentation and thank yourself?

Every damn day. My documentation is awesome and helps me and my whole team. There is no documentation that will allow the unskilled to do what I do. But it lets me and my team do things repeatably and reliably they could not easily do before, faster — including me.

Good documentation is like having extra employees around. It’s an investment with huge and nearly-immediate payoff.