I don’t really give a shit who is verified or not verified on Twitter or your blue check mark or lack of blue check mark. Like, damn, I came up on the internet where “hornygorilla” and “gooseturds” and such were esteemed users and anonymity was not just accepted but de rigeur. Where it was weird to use your real name.

Call me an asshole, but I don’t really care if your gran gets scammed because she sends money to fake Joe Biden. It’d be better if most people weren’t on the internet, really. It’s a net negative and a cognitohazard for most folks. They shouldn’t be here.

Return to forums, to blogs, to real communities. Let the normies drift away. If Twitter dies, nothing of value will be lost in the end.