Never Ahead

How I almost got kicked out of bed while having sex one time:

My girlfriend said, “I wanna do doggy.”

I replied, “Now that’s something I can get behind!”

That is how you too can perhaps get kicked out of bed as well. I recommend it. Wordplay and puns are worth the price you might pay.

Aside

Indeed. Almost no one wants that, the Covidians aside (hopfully far aside). If those doofs hadn’t attempted to inaugurate perpetual masking regular people would be a lot more amenable to the idea of masking sometimes.

It was a slippery slope and recognized as such by enough folks. We resisted, as we should have.