Here’s one bit of dating advice for men that actually works: learn to cook and be good at it. It impresses 90% of women. Mention this in your dating profile too. Don’t be shy.
If you get a first or second date (whenever she feels comfortable coming to your place), cook for her. It doesn’t have to be an elaborate meal, but it’s gotta be good. Most women love this and it’s a staple of romantic comedies because it fucking works.
How to write the best online dating profile.
Ha. No. Like a lot of advice that is written by women for dating, 99% of it would not work for men. Because in reality, women do have a much easier time finding interested parties — so much so that they can’t even see how much it fucking sucks for men getting zero matches/responses.
“Oh, poor me, I get so many responses I just can’t even sort through them! It’s so terrible!” Oh, cry me a fucking river.
If you’re a man most of the advice in this column would harm you, not help you. Don’t listen to it or the crickets will be even louder. With some exceptions — and this is not one — any dating advice given by a woman to man you can ignore or just do the opposite for best results. I read the whole thing, and yep, you can ignore nearly all of this if you’re a man as it will not help you.
There was a drug den for ducks raided recently near our place.
Yes, it was quite the quackhouse.
I love vegans and vegetarians, actually.
It just means more meat for ME. Aww yeah.