How to write the best online dating profile.

Ha. No. Like a lot of advice that is written by women for dating, 99% of it would not work for men. Because in reality, women do have a much easier time finding interested parties — so much so that they can’t even see how much it fucking sucks for men getting zero matches/responses.

“Oh, poor me, I get so many responses I just can’t even sort through them! It’s so terrible!” Oh, cry me a fucking river.

If you’re a man most of the advice in this column would harm you, not help you. Don’t listen to it or the crickets will be even louder. With some exceptions — and this is not one — any dating advice given by a woman to man you can ignore or just do the opposite for best results. I read the whole thing, and yep, you can ignore nearly all of this if you’re a man as it will not help you.