Men of Reddit, can you describe what it’s like being a guy in five or less words?

There’s too much for five words or less and some of this is discussed a bit in the comments, but I’d say: Being a guy means being aware that the universe is vastly indifferent to you, and that people only notice or care about you if your partner is really hot or you make a lot of money (preferably both).

Otherwise, here’s what the world has to say to you as a guy: FUCK YOU, YOU’RE EXPENDABLE.

I have been hesitant to weigh on the AAP obesity guidelines. I have so much respect for the AAP and am struggling to reconcile that with my serious misgivings about the new policy statement. Ultimately… this guideline promotes harm. 1/

— Katy Miller, MD, FAAP (@KatyMiller100) January 12, 2023

Oh, come on, y’all goofuses believe any statement saying that a human being shouldn’t outweigh a Holstein is harmful. When it’s just an obviously truthful statement.

Finally- weight is not a moral issue. A thin body is not morally superior it to a fat or larger body.

We need to recognize the social determinants of health & the society wide issues that cause chronic health problems, rather than treat & blame individuals.

— Katy Miller, MD, FAAP (@KatyMiller100) January 12, 2023

I 100% disagree. Weight is a moral issue. Being fat doesn’t make you a bad person, and no one should be shamed. But it is an issue of dignity both as a society and as an individual. If you live in a society, I think you owe it at least the attempt of not being a functional and aesthetic blight. We are more and should be more than just a bag of abused and bloated flesh.

We could be glorious. And some of us try.

The number of problems that are solved by the mere presence of an IT employee (e.g. myself) is fascinatingly high and amazes me every time.

This happens because when an IT person is there the user actually reads and pays attention to the error message, often types more slowly (thus correctly), and generally just tries to do the task methodically.

At least 60% of “computer” problems are really user issues, so when the user actually starts to pay attention, mysteriously the problem solves itself.

One in 10 people will end up with long COVID, new study says.

LOL. Right. And the President is an alien infiltrator controlled from Zombulon 17.

I guess this is better than the Covidian claims from a few months ago that more people than had ever lived will get Long Covid and all kids would die 800 times if they weren’t masking up in schools.

Do people really believe this horseshit?