By the way, my Apple machine has 128 motherfucking GB of RAM.
And it’s awesome. Awww yeah.
Tell me some clown-ass shit like 8GB would be enough for me.
Day: January 18, 2023, 4:44 PM
Swap
Why It’s Okay to Buy A Mac With Only 8 GB RAM.
LOL! Fucking absurd. I’ve known people with Macs with only 8GB of RAM. They were not fucking happy and their computer was swapping more than a gaggle of retirees at a flea market. No, it does not matter if it’s the new Apple chipset. Only 8GB of RAM is not enough to do anything. This article is total clown crap.
Or if you don’t trust me, trust Lauren.
new apple products announced today so i am compelled to once again plead with everyone to not buy an apple computer with only 8 gigs of ram. simply don't do it
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) January 17, 2023
Orung
Girls be like: It’s morally wrong that a man doesn’t want to date a woman who looks and acts like an orangutan.
Same girls, looking and acting like an orangutan: I will only date a man who makes more than 100K a year, is 6’2″ or above, owns a house, and will accept my horrifying terribly-behaving kids as his own.
Damn I am so glad I’m not on that scene.
GONNA DIE
‘People aren’t taking this seriously’: experts say US Covid surge is big risk.
That’s because it’s all performance art now. People don’t pay attention to the Covidian narrative because they want to live their lives without weird and cruddy fuddy-duddies finger-wagging about a low-risk virus that’s now no worse than a bad cold for most people.
Mastodon’t
Mostly because it sucks and is anti-human.
Really Shows
I can confirm this happens pretty frequently on Windows. Microsoft does not give a single crap about the user experience in Windows any longer, and it really shows. It’s now buggier than those weirdo tiling window managers maintained by one dude in Slovenia you can install on Linux.
Can Do
I think one of the reasons I have no problem telling phone scammers pretending to be from the government to fuck off is that I’ve told actual police and government representatives to fuck off in real life.
Makes no difference to me. All y’all can fuck off.
Spacers
Falcon Heavy Side Boosters Landing at Cape Canaveral.
I’m no Musk worshipper, but take a peek at this when people tell you he never did anything. SpaceX would not exist without Musk and (his hiring of) Gwynne Shotwell. Too many people beclown themselves too often.
Even It Out
I think one of the problems with Twitter et al. is that it revealed that most people are incredibly boring, and don’t actually think much. Worse, pervasive social media presences showed that this was true even for the “smart” ones. It demonstrated that most people are as good at systems thinking as the average cow is at winning the high jump event at the Summer Olympics.
We now know too much about everyone and as a result of that knowledge it became glaringly obvious that most people are very dull — in many different senses of that term.