Ween

People be like, “Sydney Sweeney’s body should be banned!” and then go out and snarf 3,000 calories per meal.

Which of those exactly should be illegal, if we’re competing to prohibit offensive and harmful things? I know which way I’ll vote, and it won’t be against Sweeney.

Cycle

My friend, you should read some of Ian Welsh’s takes. He starts with the merely very dumb, accelerates it in a cyclotron to almost the speed of light, smashes it into more nearly-luminal BS going in the opposite direction and produces an explosion of the cosmically mega-dumb.

It’s quite a sight to behold.