Can Do

I think one of the reasons I have no problem telling phone scammers pretending to be from the government to fuck off is that I’ve told actual police and government representatives to fuck off in real life.

Makes no difference to me. All y’all can fuck off.

Even It Out

I think one of the problems with Twitter et al. is that it revealed that most people are incredibly boring, and don’t actually think much. Worse, pervasive social media presences showed that this was true even for the “smart” ones. It demonstrated that most people are as good at systems thinking as the average cow is at winning the high jump event at the Summer Olympics.

We now know too much about everyone and as a result of that knowledge it became glaringly obvious that most people are very dull — in many different senses of that term.

Spreading

Agreed. They have the same mindset and many of the same views. Covidians have done more to cause harm from Covid than any other group except the anti-vaxxers. They think they are helping, but they are “helping” like a three-year-old “helps” make breakfast (cause a huge mess, maybe sets something on fire).

Expend

Men of Reddit, can you describe what itโ€™s like being a guy in five or less words?

There’s too much for five words or less and some of this is discussed a bit in the comments, but I’d say: Being a guy means being aware that the universe is vastly indifferent to you, and that people only notice or care about you if your partner is really hot or you make a lot of money (preferably both).

Otherwise, here’s what the world has to say to you as a guy: FUCK YOU, YOU’RE EXPENDABLE.

What Ads?

Google has ads?

Funny, I never see any. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Ads are for normies.)

YG

Oh, come on, y’all goofuses believe any statement saying that a human being shouldn’t outweigh a Holstein is harmful. When it’s just an obviously truthful statement.

I 100% disagree. Weight is a moral issue. Being fat doesn’t make you a bad person, and no one should be shamed. But it is an issue of dignity both as a society and as an individual. If you live in a society, I think you owe it at least the attempt of not being a functional and aesthetic blight. We are more and should be more than just a bag of abused and bloated flesh.

We could be glorious. And some of us try.

Mistake In

The number of problems that are solved by the mere presence of an IT employee (e.g. myself) is fascinatingly high and amazes me every time.

This happens because when an IT person is there the user actually reads and pays attention to the error message, often types more slowly (thus correctly), and generally just tries to do the task methodically.

At least 60% of “computer” problems are really user issues, so when the user actually starts to pay attention, mysteriously the problem solves itself.

Convenience

Fuck Spotify.

It’s only “move convenient” if you hate yourself.

Thrill Pill

Faine, people are arguing with it because there is a large contingent of the liberal left that absolutely loves to take away modern conveniences from people. It makes them extremely happy. Some of them I’m quite sure it gives them some sort of sexual thrill the way they breathe heavily and almost moan when they talk about it in videos.

It’s very strange any way that you care to think about it.