How to Stop Falling Asleep on the Couch During Movies.

In North Florida, meth was the way a lot of people avoided this fate when I was young. Of course that comes with other issues.

When did you realize you weren’t young anymore?

When I discovered that the bag that I was holding and had bought in the army (an aviator’s helmet bag, for the curious^*) was older than the intern I was chatting with.

I mentioned this fact to her, as we were friends. And to her great credit she said, “But you don’t look or act, you know, old!”

*I was not an aviator; most army people used those bags.

WCGR serving a flammable drink.

Why do people always brush at flames? I cannot understand. So much fail there.

"Romantic relationships are zero-sum" is the kind of psychotic shit that our young generations are been taught to believe by our power-crazed death-cult culture https://t.co/xhnmqZj9BV

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) January 11, 2023

Jesus Fucking Christ on a unicycle, y’all PMC libs are glue-sniffing, gasoline-huffing pure-d crazy.

But I think most of you really do believe this kinda thing.

When I was a kid I read some book by Alan Dean Foster, and in it there was some alien species that met humans and decided they just really liked being around us, and we really liked being around them, so we combined our civilizations and lived together.

Blew my fuckin' mind.

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) January 11, 2023

I read that book too. Can’t recall the name of it but I also remember it pretty distinctly.

100 Infant Deaths Linked to Recalled Fisher-Price Sleeper.

Dang. It put them to sleep alright. Forever sleep.

War game suggests Chinese invasion of Taiwan would fail at a huge cost to US, Chinese and Taiwanese militaries.

Broadly agreed. In open combat, the Chinese Navy could not win against the US Navy. But it’d be blood-soaked and would nearly destroy both forces. I said the same thing a year or two ago to a friend and my conclusion has not changed.

I just can't get over how many articles I've seen in the last month or two confirming the obvious– that exercise/physical activity and spending time with friends + family makes us more healthy– without acknowledging the harm 2020 policy did there.https://t.co/PeU1NBAh18

— Jeremy Wilcox (@jwilcox79) January 9, 2023

Oh, it was even worse than that. Remember “no one NEEDS to be in person” and “socially promiscuous” and “you’re killing gramma if you don’t want to stay cooped up in the house for years.” That stuff was ubiquitous and it was FUCKING INSANE.

Guess we don’t need to rewrite all the textbooks to cover “immunity robbery.” https://t.co/5wnwiRXosM

— Mike Denyszyn (@mikedenyszyn) January 8, 2023

Hehe.