I welcome your derision. If I were in the active dating pool now, here would be my standards for a woman. These are only the ones that are non-negotiable:

• No tattoos
• Not significantly dumber than me (smarter is great)
• No astrology
• Not obese
• No kids and does not want any
• Not conservative and not into weird-ass conspiracy theories
• 22 or older
• Does not care that I have close female friends
• Must have own career (or be in school toward such a thing)
• No BPD
• Not clingy

There are preferences I have as well, but the above would be absolute dealbreakers for me, no exceptions. If women are allowed to have standards men should be permitted to as well. Hate me all you like — those would be mine.