seen too many innocent, simple people go down after ordering pizza when they’re desperate for pizza in places where no one actually has fresh pizza ingredients, or is even 110% sure what a pizza looks like

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) March 21, 2023

Indeed. I ordered a pizza in China once. Once. That was a large fucking mistake. I’m not sure what I got, but that was not a pizza, had nothing to do with pizza, was made by not a single person who’d ever even seen or even read about a pizza — and it tasted like licking the bottom of a dumpster.

That was sometime in 2005. Matters might’ve improved since then. At least it was cheap, though.