The first ten on today’s playlist:
Day: March 24, 2023, 11:14 PM
Mort
Looking at houses recently, I’ve noticed this too. It’s terrible. It makes me want to perform an autopsy, not make some pulled pork. What is the point of that aesthetic? I miss linoleum and color.
Done Did It
I don’t think they are moral choices. But they are definitely choices! I chose to weigh much less and then get fitter and did that very fucking thing.
Phonics
Honestly, it’s probably the phones. The most plausible explanation for teenage unhappiness.
Yep. It’s mostly the confluence of phones, social media and the conconmittant social isolation and having a parasocial relationship with your own friends. Denying this is just admitting that you were wish it were different, not that it is different.
All of this works in concert, which to many people means it isn’t happening.
Janus
Too many women’s advice to men: Date who you’re not attracted to, because it benefits me.
Women’s reaction to being told the same: You’re a horrible misogynist sexist for suggesting I date anyone I’m not attracted to! How dare you!
Makes no damn sense.
Seven
Maybe because I began my life in a trailer park, a lot of rich people shit just does not appeal to me. I do not need a wine cellar and seven bathrooms. How the hell am I going to use seven bathrooms? What is the point of that, even for bragging rights?
It’s not sour grapes. Just a whole bunch of crap rich people seem to be into is completely unappealing to me. It’s actively louche and horrible. Do. Not. Want.
Hyp Dec
How to develop attraction to post-menopausal women?
The advice mostly isn’t bad, but it is funny many women giving advice to a guy to be attracted to people he’s not attracted to, but woe fucking betide you if you suggest a woman date someone she isn’t attracted to. We’ve seen that enough, haven’t we?
But dating is all about hypocrisy and deception, so….fits.
My advice is date who the fuck you want as long as they are above the age of majority. Ignore everything else. Ain’t nobody like that, though. Which is how you know it’s right.
Slow Kill
It’s kind of shocking when you realize how many people are using “Fat Acceptance” and “Body Positivity” to just gradually kill themselves with food and overconsumption while hiding behind some social justification and even celebration of their slow-motion suicides.
I Said
Long COVID is neither as common nor as severe as initially feared.
Who said this a long time ago? Me. Who was right? Me. Funny, keeps happening.
That many (like assclown Ian Welsh) claimed Long Covid would end civilization was FUCKING LUDICROUS.
One study of patients in an Israeli health network looked at the incidence of 70 commonly reported long COVID symptoms in 150,000 patients. The researchers found that patients whoโd been infected were more likely than people in a control group to suffer for extended periods from certain symptoms, in particular loss of taste and smell, concentration and memory problems, difficulty breathing, weakness, hair loss, palpitations, and chest pain. But the difference between the infected and controls largely disappeared by the end of the first year, and to the extent that they remained, they affected a relatively small number of patients. For instance, 407 of the COVID patients reported having persistent concentration and memory problems at the end of the first year, while 276 of the controls also did. That meant that for every 10,000 people, only about 13 had cognitive difficulties that were attributable specifically to COVID
Yeah, that’s about what I’d expect from a fairly standard coronavirus like SARS-COV-2. I know it makes the Covidians angry. That said, Long Covid is indeed real, but it doesn’t worry me because it’s not at all common and Long Covid is often misattributed. Hint: just because someone got Covid and they later had problems doesn’t mean Covid was causative. For instance an acquaintance got Covid and later was diagnosed with prostate cancer. Did Covid cause the cancer? Probably the fuck not.
Often, Covidian logic is as atrocious as that of the anti-vaxxers. Sadly enough.
Definitions
Huh! I have been told this is “impossible.” I did it too. Strange how many people do the impossible. Someone should look into that.
Psi
Waking up and reading that Yevgeny Prigozhin migrated to a 'secure' device after a breach, in order to OPSEC y0self komrade, well that tickled me like mad
The device in question. Oh just a throwback to a simpler time pic.twitter.com/uEfrVeYF7B
— Daniel Cuthbert (@dcuthbert) March 23, 2023
That’s the Psion 5! I had one of those and loved it. Having a real keyboard is so much better than touchscreen. Vastly better. I can’t believe we’ve completely abandoned those for touch bullshit.
Red Queens
In 2009 I was an intern in a 100 year old one bedroom apartment a 30 minute walk from my office and now Iโm a project manager in a 110 year old one bedroom (that I share) an hour train ride from my office. Things have actually gotten worse.
— Seth Goodman (@graphingparking) March 23, 2023
You can tell the inflation numbers are fake or useless by how many people have been running to stand still for the past two decades.

