They told him, "Don't you ever come around here"
"There's no holes on the tables, they just disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
They're billiards, just billiards https://t.co/UIXdbDJqBP— Jason Scott (@textfiles) March 28, 2023
Those are carom billiards tables. That’s not a mistake. Where y’all been at?
it is such a bizarre anthropological phenomenon https://t.co/ITfsDIAAvW
— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) March 30, 2023
It is damn weird. They are little pissbaby cowards.
I like to identify who is doing concealed carry in public (usually easy to tell) so that I know who to take a gun from if I need one. That way I don’t have to carry my own!
🚨Judge Reed O'Connor STRIKES DOWN a major provision of the Affordable Care Act requiring insurers to cover a vast amount of preventive care cost-free (contraception, cancer screening, PrEP, a ton of pregnancy-related care). The ruling applies nationwide. https://t.co/wL26vkIPsd
— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) March 30, 2023
Hey another one of those things I was told “could never happen….” FUNNY THAT KEEPS HAPPENING
The gender binary is a social system that divides human beings into two buckets based on their expected reproductive capacity, dictates how those two buckets ought to behave, and delivers consequences if they don't.
This system is bullshit and makes a most people miserable. >— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) March 30, 2023
Agreed — and yet a lot of y’all, including Laurie Penny in the past, portray all men as sex-crazed robot default rapists. Seems a little unfair, doesn’t it? Even if it is true of some men.
You’ll Soon Need to Show ID to Watch Porn Online.
Bad headline. “Porn” and “protecting the children” is always the first effort made when the goal is really something else. A better headline would be: “You’ll Soon Need to Show ID to Do Anything Online.”
Also, VPNs will be made illegal. This has been long-desired by many but it’s on the way too, guaranteed.
Idea for a dating service for liberals: You are only allowed to date people born on exactly the same year and day as you. Twice a year, all singles born on a certain year and day meet in a city and pair off.
Surely this would eliminate (already mostly bullshit) power imbalances completely!
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