What's the minimum you would need to get paid to poop in your pants, on stage, in front of an audience of acquaintances? They all know you're getting paid for it, and the amount.

— Aella (@Aella_Girl) April 14, 2023

I know nothing of embarrassment, so the key question is, how expensive are the pants?

You think I was exaggerating about the red states going to hell?

We are two of the smart and productive people fleeing — the vanguard of what will be a vast exodus of anyone with two brain cells to rub together. We’re among the first but the trickle will become a flood.

It’ll be a multi-hued Great Migration this time, until most red states resemble rural Alabama in most places. It’s going to get very ugly. But I sure won’t be here to see it.

Ron DeSantis quietly signs Florida’s 6-week abortion ban into law

Good thing we’ll be out of this state in a matter of days.