Single Fuck

The best and worst thing about being a man is that nearly all of the time, no one pays a bit of attention to you at all pretty much ever, nor gives a single fuck about you.

This means that about the only time anyone pays attention to you, though, is when they want to hurt you, or want to demand something from you.

Toro Toro Toro

Exactly. The only solution to a Nazi is punching a fucking Nazi. Or putting a bullet in their head and getting rid of the evidence in a Toro chipper-shredder. You know, whichever one is more convenient at the time.

Judge Mikey

Gah I am so judgmental about people’s arms now! I see stick-thin arms and I’m like, dang, someone needs to get to the gym.

Relatedly, our hotel room overlooks the pool. Even in my younger days I was not much into scoping out hot babes or whatever boring shit of that nature, but these days there are none to scope out. If you do look out over the pool you only see tons (literally) of obese people and that’s it.

The Fat Acceptance clowns want you to think this is natural and normal. Don’t buy into that nonsense. Nothing about that looks natural or normal.