Exactly this:
Month: April 2023
Owork
Yes they fucking are.
Bruh, youโre literally trying to get the company to mandate that people hang out with you against their wills. And itโs so fucking selfish too. Many people have kids, family, dogs, or other responsibilities
It reminds of the tweet I made fun of a bit ago that asked how could anyone possibly make friends outside of work? Just…what? It’s amazing to me that there are so many people perfectly willing to make the majority of people suffer so they can hang out with mostly-fake friends all day. Like damn, get a life motherfucker.
I’ve also heard people say they enjoy coming to the office (as the poster mentioned) because there they can get away from their wife (or husband) and kids. Not my problem! If you dislike your wife and kids so much, get a divorce and move to Spain or something. Don’t make me come into the office so I can hear stories about how much your spouse is a blight upon the earth.
Notice how little of this — just as with the MBA reason for RTO — has to do with productivity.
I do not want work to be my fucking social club. Don’t want it, don’t need it, and in fact hate it. Fuck anyone who attempts to me get back into the office for their social needs. Just fuck you and fuck your social needs.
Subj
But no matter how much Putin thrashes around, there is no future in which 145 million East Europeans consent to subjugation by 145 million Russians. That ship has sailed.
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— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) April 5, 2023
That’s right. No matter how it makes clowns like Ian Welsh cry, it’s not going to happen.
Leave Leave Leave
If you’re in a red state and not a conservative (aka fascist), leave now. It’s only going to get worse. Far worse. Those will not be livable places in a decade. This is not going to be something that reverses anytime soon and you won’t make it better by staying in or moving to a red state. Just leave them to the cretins. They deserve what’s going to happen to them.
250 vs. 120
On the left, a 250 pound woman. And on the right is a 120 pound woman’s colorized tomograph:
Yeah, 250 pounds, really HAES uh huh, sure thing buddy. Look at those knee joints of the woman on the left. They are — in the very latest medical parlance — FUCKED. And the musculature of the 120 pound woman does not imply athlete, either, so she’s just got a fairly regular presentation.
Fat Acceptance needs to be destroyed.
Vleg
Can someone name for me a single legitimate purpose that this licence plate cover serves? pic.twitter.com/Ai4fOlmc1D
— Socially Foolish Ryan 🇺🇦 (@ryan_hassett) April 1, 2023
Yes. It’s to keep the police from getting your license plate. I see that as a very legitimate purpose.
Dumb As a Moon Rock
I love how angry space stuff and the new Moon mission makes pseudo-liberals. That’s like 20% of the reason to do it, how fun their idiotic anger is to observe.
They mean well but the problem is that they are very, very stupid.
Noid
This point he makes here 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Weโve been missing the forest for the trees. pic.twitter.com/qg1VAyayJd
— Angie Schmitt🚶♀️ (@schmangee) April 2, 2023
Yep. Tell me again why I should be COVID-paranoid and not concerned with those other issues?
Curre
It was very bad policy to force a sedentary lifestyle on people and claim that it was somehow a net plus for public health. https://t.co/lZ1l0mMAxj
— Jeremy Wilcox (@jwilcox79) April 3, 2023
It was a huge mistake, compounded by years of destroying any public provisions and allowing the terrorist organization known as the Fat Acceptance movement to run rampant. Well, they don’t run. But you get what I mean.
SIG
Chinese spy balloon gathered intel from sensitive military sites and had a self-destruct mechanism.
The intelligence China collected was mostly from electronic signals, which can be picked up from weapons systems or include communications from base personnel.
Here’s what I said about it on February 6:
Here’s what SIGINT is. I mean, I am used to being right. I typically am. But it still makes me happy every time even if no one cares. I have the receipts.
Y’all clowns believing it was some weather balloon. Dang.
Green
I spent vast amounts of time outside in North Florida when I was kid, in fields and rivers, springs and forests. I knew the rhythm of the place as well as anyone can know anything. I had deep within me the knowledge of what sprouted when; what fish bit what time of year; when the first butterflies would emerge and when the cypress trees would start to green again.
None of those hold true anymore. It’s all been disrupted. Climate change has warmed North Florida so much that plants that died back in the winter still grow even in January and butterflies can be found all year long there. Even plants that are killed by the frost sprout weeks or sometimes months earlier. Nothing is like it was.
It’s easy to claim climate change isn’t happening when you sit in a room all day annihilating brain cells with Fox News, too obese to walk across a parking lot much less hike through the wilderness. It’s a different thing when you see it with your own eyes and feel it with your own skin. Even more than the official statistics and IPC reports, I know climate change is real because I have experienced it directly. It’s happening and it is intensifying. It’s the most obvious thing in the world if you know a place like I did, once.
Meating
Mooโs Law 🐄 🔬
The cost of cultivated meat is plummeting (1/3)
Cc: @azeem @nathanbenaich @ramez pic.twitter.com/OdNYafXp94
— Science Is Strategic (@scienceisstrat1) April 2, 2023
Another thing I was very confidently told could “never happen.” Huh.
Cry
Why do I bother?
Because the โeverything is Covid because I say so (like antivaxxers say everything is vaccine) and letโs pretend itโs early 2020 in terms of risk, uncertainty and lack of vaccines or treatmentsโ crew may get people killed.
Donโt ignore retinal bleeding.😢 pic.twitter.com/9ACiq1RFAk
— zeynep tufekci (@zeynep) April 2, 2023
As I’ve said before, I love that Zeynep makes the anti-vaxxers and the Covidians cry. She’s great. And cares about evidence.
Parallel
Again, the most believed conspiracy theory in America is that there is a separate, generous welfare system for non-whites or non-citizens https://t.co/R936UPIOCF
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) April 2, 2023
My grandparents and dad believed there was some special secret welfare system for non-white people. Nothing could convince them that this did not in fact exist.
Path Dependence
If you’re not a bundle of contradictions admixed with some PTSD and related quirks, you probably have not led a very interesting life.


