The majority of human beings cannot fully comprehend a statement that has a conditional as a key part of its meaning.

This sounds incredible to those who can, but I'm pretty sure it's true.

— Yishan (@yishan) May 29, 2023

Oh, this is absolutely true. I’ve learned not to use conditionals in emails because nearly 100% of the time they will not be understood.

George Orwell, 1945: https://t.co/bcNUVEQtEw pic.twitter.com/wfledKQyHF

— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) May 29, 2023

Many plants are smarter than many humans. I said that to my partner a few days ago.

Rushing Ukraine to the negotiating table with a country that doesn’t think Ukraine should exist is insane. Like it sounds nice to Support Peace until you remember anything Putin has said so far, then it’s clear that any peace would be a resupply period for the next war.

— Daniel (@growing_daniel) May 29, 2023

How that is not clear to every-fucking-one I have no idea.

Whoever names these products in China should really consult with someone who is a native English speaker:

“Honey, grab the Jackery, we’re going camping!”