Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House in my book (heh) has the best opening para of any novel:
โNo live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.โ
Let’s see ChatGPT do that. Yeah, right. What a fucking barnburner of a start.
