What is a personal story you have that you don’t tell because it sounds made up?

I don’t tell this story in person to anyone who doesn’t know me well and who does not know the crazy shit I’ve seen and done, but it’s the one about me attempting to avert an international incident while I tried to to politely avoid the police chief of Tashkent, Uzbekistan, offering me a “free” woman.

That was…a day.

Damn that’s fun.

Yeah, it’s the full 17 minute version but it’s worth watching because of just how absurdly fucking good she is.

There will always be some conflict between men and women because both very badly want something from the other, but neither can admit how badly they want it or what exactly it is.

As noted, this will never fully resolve no matter what we do.