The first ten on today’s playlist:

Got 70mm Imax tickets for Oppenheimer on August 5!

There are only 19 theaters in the US (and only 30 in the entire world) capable of projecting 70mm Imax. I’ve only seen two other films that way and they were gorgeous; this will be great I think.

I’m really fucking good, but even I have no idea how I did this shit:

I should’ve played that Powerball thingy.

I don’t know about you, but I masturbate fully naked.

If you don’t like it, go to a different Walmart.