What’s an instance where a woman made you feel emasculated?
Nothing anyone does of any gender can make me feel emasculated because I just fundamentally do not give a fuck. And not giving a fuck is an enormous superpower.
Day: August 28, 2023, 2:51 PM
Invalidated
I highly approve of more women getting their creep passes revoked.
Fall
A catfisher stole all my mom’s money and framed her for federal fraud. This morning he emailed me.
How the ever-living fuck do people fall for this shit? If I had one brain cell left I wouldn’t be hoodwinked by this sort of absurd racket. Yeah, sure, Margot Robbie has gone broke and she needs all my money pronto. Also, she loves me forever.
SOUNDS LIKELY
Noparty
I’m not good with locations, so when my partner and I went to Target the other day this approximate dialog occurred:
Me: Is this the party Target?
Her: Just because a bunch of police cars were here last time doesn’t mean it was a party. I think the way you grew up is showing.
Me: Where I’m from it’s not a party until the police show up.
Ruta
Whoever thought closing the last tab of a browser window should close the entire browser should be beaten about the head and neck with a rutabaga.
Neckligent
Nope, not a chance. That sort of advertisting is invariably accurate.
Just Like Celery
After seeing this girl at night, I silence my phone and go to bed. I wake up to this.
I know the feminist tale is that only men do shit like this, but the reality on the ground is that both men and women can be totally fucking cray cray.