Egg

80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans: โ€˜A lot of executives have egg on their faces.โ€™

Good. Because it’s an idiotic fucking idea that greatly increases employee stress and reduces productivity enormously, especially since a lot of people have one hour commutes each way and then go into a terrible and noisy open plan office to pretend to work. Then still do their real work at home.

By the way, I am an executive and I told my direct manager I’d quit immediately if there were any return to office forced, and I told my direct reports I’d fight it if it were ever mandated.

This story frames RTO as inevitable, though. And for most it probably is. But I can tell you: I will never work full time in an office again. Never.

Routine Tine

Do most skinny people over 30 have to think about what they eat literally all the time?

Nope! And I used to be fat so this isn’t an always-skinny person giving advice here. Also, I have an extremely slow metabolism so it’s very easy for me to gain weight.

But the best way to do it is to make eating well a routine, a habit. Also, be sure to eat higher-quality food. It’s far more satiating. And for me it’s important to have one day a week that I can (within reason) consume whatever I want to. If needed, measure portions. I have not needed to because I have ridiculous self control but I believe portion control can help if you do not.

And no, I am not hungry all the time and after the first few weeks I just got used to eating a lot less. (Again, I want to reiterate that it really, really helps to eat higher quality food, the best within reason you can afford.)

It’s certainly easier to intuitively eat your way to a miserable existence and early death, but that ain’t how I’d play it.

No Yes

A month ago we had an all hands meeting where our CEO said “we will not be doing layoffs” when asked. Today I was laid off.

The general rule is that when a CEO or other high-level executive says anything like, “There will not be layoffs” or “We have no plan for laying off people,” it’s time to update the ol’ resume. This means layoffs are imminent 100% of the time.

This has happened a few times in my career and I’ve never been wrong.

The reason they do is that they are attempting to not lose people in a rush out the door — but they do anyway. The very second I hear anything like this, there is a sonic boom of my ass scooting. So they end up losing their best people quickly.

Space For Nothing

What fictional death emotionally destroyed you?

When the character Ekaterina Golovkina in Life (2017) slowly and agonizingly drowns in her spacesuit. What makes it so much worse was her colleague being literal inches away from her but unable to help and just having to watch her die face to face.

Fuck, man, that scene was brutal. No gore. Not even a drop of blood. But horrifying. Especially the sounds of her drowning and how she held it together with just steel will till the end.

A Real Dive

I’m a good swimmer. I’ve always wanted a house you had to do something like dive 40 feet down to get into.

Ain’t no one ever robbing that place. Note that the house itself wouldn’t be underwater. Just the entrance.

Bar None

Because I did not know a single Jewish person when I was really little, I thought a Bar Mitzvah was a celebration that occurred when you were officially allowed to drink (I thought Jews had different drinking laws than gentiles).

But I was five or six. And no internet. It was hard to find out stuff back then, and no adults knew or would give straight answers on anything.

Meating Expectations

I was a champion of fake meat: but Iโ€™m not surprised people are losing their taste for it.

Anyone who had a taste for it was beyond impossibly insane, because fake meat is like licking a bear-snot-beslimed dumpster.

At least someone like this clown admits it was a con job, just like all the bug-eating propaganda that often accompanied it. Me, I eat as much meat as my body needs, which is quite a lot. Plant proteins are not a good replacement. And real meat tastes far better of course.

Dia in this Disco

I’m reading Horkheimer’s and Adorno’s Dialectic of Enlightenment again. I read it for the first time when I was 12 or 13. I am getting more out of it this time because then I had only about the equivalent of an undergrad in philosophy and now I have far more.

It’s dense, it makes a lot of claims, and it was written towards the middle and end of WWII. Some of it is anachronistic but most of it holds up pretty well. When you consider that Dialectic was being completed at the end of the largest example of rationalized mass slaughter in human history, their critique of enlightenment makes a lot more sense.

Would I recommend the book to most people? Or even people who read this blog? No. It’s for someone who has time to kill or is deeply interested in this sort of philosophy and its development. And it’s a hard book. Not Heidegger hard, but difficult enough that parts of it slow me down — and almost nothing written in English does that.

It’s worth it for me to re-read. For most people? Skip it.