Kick

Fellow men, what did a girl that you were interested in do that gave you the “ick”?

“Ick” is such a stupid term. However, it was the woman who ate about 20 dinner rolls at a restaurant before the meal. And these rolls weren’t small. It was insane. The waitress was flabbergasted, as was I.

The woman — my date — was not obese, and when I asked her about it she just said, “I really like dinner rolls.”

There was no second date.