I Keep Getting Dress Coded, and it’s Pissing Me Off.

I had a girlfriend with a voluptuous figure like this and she also constantly got in trouble at work for wearing completely normal clothes.

Her work: You can’t wear clothes that show any cleavage at all! It’s too distracting.

So she switches to turtlenecks and shirts with zero cleavage.

Her work: You can’t wear shirts like that! They just emphasize how large your chest is and are too distracting!

Eventually she just went off on a few people and explained loud enough for the entire office to hear that no matter what she wore, her breasts were going to be big and she wasn’t going to come to work dressed in garbage bags to satisfy a few prudes. It was all women giving her issues, by the way. No men. Mostly they were just jealous, as is often the case.